Friday, 31 October 2014

2014 BEST and WORST Hollywood Celebrity Halloween Costumes

SCARY or skanky? There’s only two ways to go for Hollywood’s elite during Halloween.

The spooky holiday has officially kicked off for 2014 and A-listers have already been tarting themselves up and scaring themselves silly at various Halloween events around town.
Here’s some of the best and the worst of the costumes so far:

Hilary Duff arrives at a Halloween Costume Party with Mike Comrie. <P> Pictured: Hilary D
Hilary Duff does sexy fairy. Source: Splash News Australia

Ajay Rochester twerks as a middle-aged Miley Cyrus for Halloween.
Ajay Rochester twerks as a middle-aged Miley Cyrus for Halloween. Source: Splash News Australia

Ajay Rochester and her friend Aria Johnson from "Beverly Hills Pawn"
Ajay Rochester and her friend Aria Johnson from "Beverly Hills Pawn" Source: Splash News Australia

Paris Hilton does Minnie Mouse.
Paris Hilton does Minnie Mouse. Source: Splash News Australia

Ricki-Lee Coulter.
Ricki-Lee Coulter. Source: Instagram

Gerard Butler does superhero.
Gerard Butler does superhero. Source: Splash News Australia

Pretty Little Liars actor Julian Morris.
Pretty Little Liars actor Julian Morris. Source: Splash News Australia

Glee’s Chris Colfer.
Glee’s Chris Colfer. Source: Splash News Australia

Kim Kardashian’s best friend Brittny Gastineau.
Kim Kardashian’s best friend Brittny Gastineau. Source:Splash News Australia

WAR OVER! Keshi Finally Calls Back Uche

Recently restated Super Eagles coach seems to have had a change of mind and called back Villareal striker, Ike Uche.
Photo - Ikechukwu Uche-and-stephen-keshi

According to Goal, the Eagles coach put him down on his list of players to face Congo and South Africa during next month’s Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers.

The coach has however not included any other change to the team he called up last time that played against Sudan.

The full squad below:

Goalkeepers: Vincent Enyeama (Lille OSC, France); Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva, Israel); Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United, Nigeria).

Defenders: Elderson Echiejile (Monaco FC, France); Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC, Israel); Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland); Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria); Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey); Kenneth Omeruo (Middlesbrough FC, England); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria).

Midfielders: John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England); Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy); Hope Akpan (Reading FC, England); Raheem Lawal (Eskisehirspor FC, Turkey); Omatsone Aluko (Hull City, England); Tony Edjomari (Nasarawa United, Nigeria).

Forwards: Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia); Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC, Turkey); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves, Nigeria); Osaguona Ighodaro (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); Ikechukwu Uche (Villareal FC, Spain); Aaron Samuel (Guangzhou R&F, China); Sunday Emmanuel (SV Scholz Grodig, Austria); Babatunde Michael (Volyn Lutsk, Ukraine): Emem Eduok (Dolphins FC, Nigeria).


African Cup of Nations Defending champions Nigeria face an uphill task if they are to qualify for next year’s AFCON, as they have only 4 points out of a possible 12.

CHINEDU UBACHUKWU WINS GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH 11



Twenty-four year old Chinedu Ubachukwu emerged the winner of this year’s edition of Gulder Ultimate Search. The Anambra state indigene thus became the 11th winner of Africa’s first and longest running reality TV show.

To attain the feat, he edged out 28-year old Emmanuel Afolabi and 29 year-old Nne Cosy Joe. After more than three weeks in the jungle, only the three contestants survived the harsh weather conditions and the arduous tasks they were subjected to.

Their final task was to retrieve the great General’s War helmet which according to folklore, had been hidden in the belly of the Aguleri Forest of Anambra State.

Ironically, when the contestants commenced their journey from Boat Landing, where they camped the previous night, Chinedu appeared the weakest of them. He even stated that he was not 100 per cent fit; adding that if the final search for the helmet became a purely physical task, it may be to his disadvantage.

Chinedu was the last to climb over a very high wall and the remaining contestants insisted that he should be the first to cross another rope ladder which was suspended between two trees because he appeared weak.

As the search neared its end, Chinedu appeared to regain his strength and the trio raced across a river which was at their waist-level, towards their work stations situated at the belly of the Aguleri forest. There they met an emissary of the Council of Elders who adorned a red cloak. His duty was to grant them right of passage only after correctly pieced together the tiles which they found during their very long trek.

Cosy was the first to solve the riddle, followed by Chinedu and then Emmanuel. They raced towards three canoes and paddled away in different directions. Both Emmanuel and Cosy Joe appeared to paddle their canoes aimlessly while Chinedu paddled towards a particular direction. It turned out Chinedu rowed his canoe towards a clay pot which was emitting fire.

At this point, Cosy Joe appeared frustrated and angrily hit the water with his bare hands. He had no paddle. As Cosy paddled his boat to shore and alighted on land, Emmanuel attempted to row his canoe in Chinedu’s direction.

Chinedu raced on land and retrieved the great General’s Helmet surrounded by three fire pots. Hence, he joins the Order of Heroes as the 11th winner of Gulder Ultimate Search.

Chidi Mokeme, the Anchor man, soon arrived on canoe and congratulated Chinedu on his great feat. He said: “After 26 murderous days in the Aguleri jungle, after days and nights of pain and sorrow; thinking about the unknown, nursing your wounds with sweat, with blood, it is you Chinedu who made it here. It is you who has carved your name in history. It is you who has earned the bragging rights. It is you who has made it into the elite league of extra ordinary warriors. By the powers conferred on me by the Council of Elders, I now pronounce you Last Man Standing!”

Incidentally, when the relatives of the final four contestants paid them a visit in the jungle two days earlier, it was only Chinedu’s mother that urged him to return home as champion. Amidst tears, Mrs. Ubachukwu told her son “I know you will make me proud. Come home with the crown.”

Incidentally, on the morning of the final search, both Emmanuel and Cosy Joe gave Chinedu their lanterns. They told him “this will light your path”, oblivious of the fact that that his light would shine the brightest at the end of the day. Both Emmanuel and Cosy talked about reducing their load and they both decided to hand their lanterns to Chinedu.

For his feat, Chinedu will be rewarded with N10 million and a brand new SUV at a party fit only for royalty. Two other contestants will also receive brand new vehicles. They are Samantha Appi, who will drive home a brand new Ford Eco sport for emerging as the Last Woman Standing and the winner of the Viewers’ Choice, who will go home with a Ford Focus.

The contestants that were evicted earlier in the show were: Otto Canon, Ikenna Emedike, Addoh Evi, Iroh Noella, Blessing Eriata, Loretta Erijakpor, Sandra Nwagbagiro, Samantha Appi, Sharon Robinson, Joshua Nwagboso and Iwuoha Ikenna.

3 sex moves to guarantee her orgasm



So you’ve been struggling dishing out the big O to your woman? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

FUNORACLE tells you all about three golden sex moves that will make her climax.

1. Stay out

Sometimes the best way to get her to an orgasm is by externally stimulating her. Or alternatively, by giving her a running start of clitoral stimulation before you enter her.

2. Spooning isn’t just for after

When lying chest to back, slip your penis between her thighs and use it to stimulate her clitoris. Allow her to control the speed and friction.

3. The butterfly

Wrap your legs around each other while sitting face to face. Let her grind against you and rub her body against your pelvis for a double whammy of G-spot and clitoral stimulation.

3 Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman



So you’ve finally convinced the girl to get naked with you. Bad news: It can still go wrong. Especially if you drop these lines.

Women’s Health tells you about the landmines you should avoid.

1.       Not now, thanks. I’m too tired/stressed/much of an excuse of a man

You weren’t too tired to eat the cookie crumbs off your chest ten minutes ago, so harden up! Get on the job.

2.       There is this weird thing I want to try

Not the best way to introduce bondage into the bedroom. Rather try: “I’m curious about...”

3.       Is that supposed to feel good?

Bad move, son. Instead, try going the long way around by asking her what she would like in bed? Then if she returns the gesture, tell her.

#SexStoriesSaturday EPISODE 3

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We walked towards the elevator. We were going up a couple of floors, alone. The tension would break the blade of a knife. He tried to reach out to touch my hand and I moved away. I couldn’t touch him yet. I wanted us to make it to the room. How long was this elevator going to take? Was I going to beg it to move faster? Was it slower than normal? Finally, it stopped and opened up.

“Go right.” He said.

“Lead the way.” I told him.

I walked behind him. He got to a door and I stood a few steps from him.

“Duchess, if I open this door…”

“I know.” And I meant it. I won’t hold back.

He opened the door, I walked in, he shut the door and I stood still. I felt his arms on my back, his breath on my neck… those lips were about to be on me. He kissed my neck and I sucked in air. Oh my.

He moved his arms till his hands brushed my breasts. My nipples felt tight and hard. He undid the first button of my shirt, then second, then third until it was completely undone. He caressed it off me. He put his hands into the sides of my skirt and as he slid his palms down the side of my thighs, taking my skirt off. I lifted my legs one at a time and he pushed my skirt aside. I was in boy shorts and a bra.

I felt him kiss the back of my thigh… I shuddered. He was standing straight behind me again and my bra was unhooked. Before I knew it, I saw my bra on the floor. I felt pressure in my clit. I needed it touched. I tried to turn around but he held me down.

“Wait.” He kissed my neck, I sucked in again.

“You like my lips.”

“Yes…” I whispered.

He gave me a soft bite on the neck. He was teasing me and I was too proud to beg.

He licked my ear, which was a sensitive spot. I giggled. I spun around fast and I kissed him. I felt him think about it but he was wasting time.

I licked his lips and bit his lower one. I heard him moan then he ravaged my mouth. My hands were all over his head. We were eating face, not just kissing. He wanted me bad, I wanted him bad. I backed him to a corner but he wasn’t done with me. He turned me around again and took both breasts into his hands. He bit into my neck and kissed. Pinching my nipples, biting my neck, licking the bite, sealing it with a kiss, this man wanted to finish me.

I took off my shorts so all I had on were my shoes and make up.

He cupped my pussy and pressed on it. The pressure of his palm allowed my pussy lips rub on my already throbbing clit. He took his hand off and we both looked at it, glistening.

“I haven’t put my hands in and you are this wet?” I felt a stab in my back. His dick was as happy as my pussy was.

His hands went back, spread my lips and I could feel the coolness of the room on my clit. I was breathing heavy, wondering when he would touch it. He pinched my nipple and as I threw my head back in a moan his fingers went for my peak. My legs buckled. He held on to me pressing my breast in the process while he rubbed on my clit. I held on to his arm as he kept rubbing my clit so hard and biting my neck so soft. His hand was like a machine, back and forth. I could feel his muscles working out as he rubbed me to rapture.

I moaned louder as my legs were flubbing about the place. I couldn’t stand anymore. The pleasure I needed, the orgasm I wanted, the desire to burst out, the pressure to release, the feeling his hand was forcing upon me… I couldn’t hold it any longer. Oh my, I was about to convulse. How could fingers feel so good? What would his lips do to me? What would his tongue accomplish? Could I make it alive through the next hour? What was this pleasure? With all of that, I let it all go. I was vibrating all over the place. He held to me as came heavy and hard. My body finally calmed itself.

He turned me around. He kissed me softly. He pulled me to the bed and sat me down. Then he gave me a strip tease. Every button he flicked triggered a sensation in my bean. He got to his boxers and he wasn’t joking when he told me he was packing because he was packing. I wanted to lick him like a lollipop. I wanted that entire dick in my throat first then my pussy. I immediately went on my knees.

“Come here.” I told him. He walked towards me, dick to face. I didn’t use any hands; I just let him walk into my mouth and down my throat. He held my head as I fondled his balls. I let him go in and out of my mouth and after every five strokes I let in feel the deepness of my throat.

I held his butt cheeks so I could push him into me when necessary. I licked the cap of his dick and sucked him into my mouth. I held on to his shaft as I moved my head back and forth.

“Oh shit…” he moaned. I was happy. Nothing like making him feel the way he has made me feel. I kept on sucking and licking. I took his dick in my hand and sucked on his balls one at a time while my hands gave him strokes of pleasure.

He puts his hands under my arms. He got me to my feet and pushed me to the bed. I spread my legs apart and he crawled in between me. He kissed my lips, my jaw and then made a trail up my breasts till he got to the peak. He took one nipple into his mouth and pinched the other nipple. He sucked and then bit them as I arched my back up. He feasted on my breast. He squeezed, he licked and then gave me the soft bites that drove me wild. He started kissing down to my belly, my navel and then I felt him spread my fat pussy lips… oh… I had been waiting for this. I tried to spread more but my legs had opened to its full potential. He starts to kiss my inner thighs…

“Come on…” I whispered.

He took my full clit into his mouth.

“Ah!” I pushed my hips towards his mouth. He used his tongue to flick it and then he sucked. The more juices I released, the more suction I felt. I was going crazy as he turned me into a slurpie. I held the sheets but it wasn’t enough. I tried to hold my head but I couldn’t grab on. I held his head and he shook it from side to side. Oh my gosh, I was getting mauled. I was in heaven. My legs were in vibrate; my ringtone, falsetto.

“Right there! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my God! Yes!” and I came in his mouth.

“I haven’t even put my fingers yet”

“I want something else!” Fingers? Not now.

He moved up, lifting my legs and placing them on his chest.

“You ready?”

I nodded.

And he slid his dick into me. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes as he filled me with every inch of him. As he pulled out slowly, I let my breath out. He wove his fingers through mine and moved slowly into and out of me. He went in and stayed for a few seconds. I knew I was going to be dickmotized after this. The rhythm, his pace, my wetness, the fucking tension, it all worked. We worked so well together. It was magic.

He let go of my fingers, spread my legs, angled himself and pounded. I got louder with each thrust. He took a nipple into his mouth and moved just his hips but it was still hitting the spot. He bit my nipples again and I was wilding. I dug my fingers into his back and he retaliated by biting me harder.

“Ah!” I screamed in pleasure.

He kept on plundering and I loved it. I took all of him in happily. I tightened my pussy walls so I could feel every inch of his dick. He swayed left to right as he plunged into my wetness. My pussy yearned for more every time he pulled out. I started to feel pressure on my clit. My legs started to shake again. I was confused at the way my body was reacting to him. With the sensation from my nipples and the magic happening to my pussy I knew I was going to detonate again. I wanted to hold on but my entire being betrayed me. I started moaning words.

“Oh my… I’m cumming! Ah!” and he immediately pulled out.

Why?! I wanted to scream but before my brain could boot, his mouth had sucked in my clit again.

I was in heaven. He sucked for a few seconds, flipped my over, pulled me closer, spread my butt cheeks and drove into my pussy.

I tightened my grip on the sheets but the more he hit it, the more I wanted to rip the sheets. He kept going and I kept wanting more.

“Faster please. Yes! Yes! Oh my God yes! Harder” and he was following every order to perfection. He grabbed my waist and drove in harder. Tears were in my eyes, the pleasure was extraordinary. I tried not to moan loud but I am certain the whole floor heard me. He kept going in faster, I could hear him breathe louder.

I vibrated my way into another orgasm. As I came he followed suit and exploded. We both fell on the bed, breathing heavy.

Thursday, 30 October 2014

3 things your girlfriend wants in bed



Sometimes guys view sex the same way they do their Christmas list: I want this and I want that even though I’ve been a naughty (not in the good way) boy.

But sometimes we should look within ourselves and be more Christmasy about giving others what they want, Cosmopolitan says.

Here are three things your girlfriend wants in bed.

1. Thaw before cooking

Your girlfriend really wants you to spend more time warming her up with good, sexy foreplay. Take the time and make out with her like it’s high school.

2. Be a man

Every now and then, your girlfriend would really love it if you showed her you had a spine and some pelvic accessories by grabbing her and passionately taking her. But do read the signs before doing so.

3 Get good with your hands

Get your fingers involved in the action when you’re doing an oral presentation, boys. It’s simple stuff, this, but you tend to forget.

4 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY AFTER SEX

Gross

So you just had a good old play-fight in the sack. Good on you, but don’t blow it at the end, if you know what we mean.

Men’s Health lists a couple of no-no’s you should never drop after doing the dirty.

1. ‘What’s that smell?’
Who said sex was going to smell like a new car? It’s more like a new car that just drove through a swamp.
2. ‘Sorry.’
Yeah, you should probably be, but don’t say it. You’ll just come across as pathetic and needy. Own your ineptitude at least. But bail ASAP.

3. ‘Let me just take a selfie.’

Just no. All phones must be very far away from the scene of the crime, thanks. Unless you’re making some dodgy video. That presents its own problems to be thought through later.

4. ‘That’s the best sex I didn’t pay for.’

Better get to the emergency room fast to get some tests done.

Pres. Jonathan Requests Stephen Keshi Returned As Eagles Head Coach

Stephen Keshi Stargist

According to reports by Supersports, the NFF has been ordered by President Goodluck Jonathan to reinstate former Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi as the head coach of the African Champions. The president had an emergency meeting with troubled NFF president Amaju Pinnick on Wednesday night and advised that Keshi should return as the national team coach. According to a source:“I can confirm to you that Stephen Keshi will return as the head coach of the Super Eagles because of the presidential intervention.“The president (Jonathan) met with all football stakeholders last night and he told them that Keshi must return as the Super Eagles coach with immediate effect,” the source revealed to supersport.com. 

Supersport.com also asked the source what the fate would be of Shuaibu Amodu who replaced Keshi as the Super Eagles handler.It has been concluded that Shuaibu Amodu would step down, and Stephen Keshi will continue as the head coach,” the source added. Nigeria will face Congo and South Africa next month, and the Eagles must win the two encounters to have the chance of making it to the 2015 Afcon.

Ten films to watch in November


Interstellar
With his $160m tribute to Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan “has delivered a cerebral and original blockbuster that … is the utter antithesis of Transformers-style franchise filmmaking”, its special effects making Gravity seem like “a chamber piece by comparison”. There are no signs of the McConaissance slowing down, with critical praise for Matthew Mconaughey’s star turn as a flight ace joining fellow explorers (including Anne Hathaway) on a mission to discover whether mankind can find a home on another planet. Boasting its own HALs in the two AI characters TARS and CASE, and taking inspiration from theoretical physicist Kip Thorne, Interstellar avoids pure sci-fi by weaving a narrative that is part family melodrama and part space opera. On general release 5 November.


Foxcatcher
Complete with prosthetic nose and ratty teeth, Steve Carell gives a “career-changing performance” in a biopic that earned Bennett Miller (Capote) the best director award at Cannes. With its study of a twisted mind, the psychological drama about an Olympic wrestler (Channing Tatum) and his disturbing coach (Carell) has been touted as a best picture frontrunner at the Academy Awards. BBC Culture’s Owen Gleiberman praised Foxcatcher as “a brilliant and darkly arresting true-life tale that fuses Olympic sport and the pathologies of wealth with murder”; rather than featuring courage and heroism, it “grips us with the spectacle of dreams gone disastrously wrong”. Released 14 November in India and the US and 20 November in Russia.


The Imitation Game
Following his Emmy-winning turn as Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch tries his hand as another hyper-intelligent problem solver in what might be the part he was born to play: according to Owen Gleiberman, “he may never have had a role that fits him with the emotionally tailored perfection of Alan Turing”. The period drama tells the story of the British mathematician who cracked the Germans' Enigma code during World War II, and reveals secrets on many levels; Turing hid his homosexuality before being prosecuted by the British government in 1952. Ticking all the right boxes for awards, “it serves up Oscar bait in code”. Released 14 November in Ireland, 16 November in Australia 16 Nov and 21 November in the US.


The Vatican Museum 3D
Claiming to be “very much in the spirit of openness and accessibility that has been the mark of the Papacy of Francis I”, this documentary shows one of the world’s greatest art collections as it’s never been seen before. Ultra HD 4K/3D cameras were allowed to film inside the museums and the Sistine Chapel for the first time, offering an immersive take on works by Caravaggio, Raphael, Giotto and Michelangelo. Expert commentary comes from the director of the Vatican Museums, Antonio Paolucci. Released 8 November in Australia, 18 November in Ireland and 27 November in Colombia. (Governorate of Vatican City)


The Babadook
Australia writer-director Jennifer Kent has been praised for combining “subtlety and psychological depth with some full-bodied shock tactics” in her debut feature, which offers up both supernatural suspense and real-life trauma. After Amelia (Essie Davis) loses her husband in a violent death, she struggles to deal with her son (Noah Wiseman); the discovery of a disturbing storybook at their house unleashes a series of events that, according to Variety, “deliver real, seat-grabbing jolts while also touching on more serious themes of loss, grief and other demons that cannot be so easily vanquished”. Released 20 November in Cambodia and 28 November in the US. (PR)


Escobar: Paradise Lost
Imagining the downfall of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar through the eyes of a Canadian surfer, the directorial debut from Italian actor Andrea di Stefano stars Benicio del Toro as the eponymous anti-hero. Variety described his character as “a cross between Don Corleone and Col. Kurtz”, praising the film for its central performance: “Appearing bearded, heavy and dishevelled, keeping his voice in the low, menacing register of someone who doesn’t have to speak loudly to be heard, Del Toro plays the part as a kind of gun-toting Lear.” Released 5 November in France, 14 November in Spain and 26 November in the US. (Mika Cotellon)


The Theory of Everything
The second of the month’s ‘geek biopics’, this drama follows the life of astrophysicist Stephen Hawking (played by Eddie Redmayne) as he falls in love with fellow Cambridge student Jane Wilde (Felicity Jones) – and then receives his diagnosis of motor neurone disease at just 21. Directed by James Marsh, who won an Academy Award for Man on Wire, the feature has been praised for Redmayne’s “inspired mimicry”, which is “acting out of the My Left Foot handbook”. Released 7 November in the US, 14 November in Cambodia and 15 November in Taiwan. (Liam Daniel / Focus Features)


Diplomacy
Renowned German director Volker Schlöndorff, who won an Oscar for The Tin Drum in 1980, here adapts a hit play about an epic game of cat and mouse. Adolf Hitler has ordered Paris be burnt to the ground as the German army retreats in August 1944; Andre Dussollier (Wild Grass) is a Swedish consul who reasons with a Nazi officer played by Niels Arestup (A Prophet) over the city’s fate. According to The Hollywood Reporter, it’s a “terrifically performed piece of filmed theatre … filled with twists, turns and underhanded schemes that show how history sometimes lies in the hands of a selected few”. Released 7 November in Spain, 15 November in the US and 21 November in Italy. (Berlinale / Jerome Prebois)


The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
After The Hunger Games: Catching Fire became the highest grossing film released in the US in 2013, the latest instalment is one of the most anticipated movies of 2014. Adapted from the third novel in the trilogy by Suzanne Collins, the film follows heroine Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) as she fights to save Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) under the leadership of President Coin (Julianne Moore). The film was Philip Seymour Hoffman’s last and director Francis Lawrence told Empire that he didn’t resort to digital trickery after the actor died during production. “He had two substantial scenes left and the rest were appearances in other scenes. We had no intention of trying to fake a performance, so we rewrote those scenes to give to other actors ... The rest we just didn't have him appear in those scenes.” On general release on 19 November. (Lionsgate)


Leviathan
Written and directed by Andrey Zvyagintsev (The Return, Elena), this Russian drama won the best screenplay award at Cannes, and shows a patriarch defending his house from a compulsory purchase. Set on a remote peninsula bordering Finland, it exposes the corruption at each level of government with dark satire and absurdist comedy. Despite its weighty subjects, the film remains accessible, and according to Variety, “the experience feels akin to that of binge-watching a season of a juicy HBO series as our attention shifts among the various players in this relatively expansive, well-rounded ensemble”. Released 7 November in the US, 13 November in Taiwan and 21 November in Poland. (PR)

HAVE A FUN-FILLED NOVEMBER!

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

(VIDEO + PHOTOS) Is Kim expecting Kanye's Second Child?

Is Kim set to be a mum for the second time? Probs not.

UM ... did Kim Kardashian just accidentally let slip that she’s pregnant with her second child?
In an interview with beauty site Pixiwoo, the 34-year-old mum was explaining how she styled herself when she was pregnant with North West.
“I wore my regular clothes and tried to ... I just would buy a size up,” said Kardashian.
Then came the bombshell (which was quite possibly just a slip of the tongue).

Is Kim up the duff?Kanye and Kim recently brought North to Australia.

“I don’t know if I would necessarily do that this time around,” she said.
Did you hear that? THIS TIME AROUND. What does this mean?
Seeing as the reality TV star later posted a selfie in a corset, we’re inclined to think that Kim Kardashian is not in fact pregnant but rather innocently used the wrong words in an interview.
Case closed.
But feel free to watch the video and decide for yourself (skip to the 2:30 mark):
Is Kim K pregnant again?


HOW SEX WAS INVENTED



Once upon a time there was a daddy placoderm and a mummy placoderm, and they liked each other a lot. So, one day, these two placoderms stood next to one another and had sex, and it was the first time sex as we (tangentially) know it had happened on planet Earth. 
Few similarities to human sex
This is what scientists announced this week following a detailed analysis of fossils discovered in as geographically unaffiliated destinations as Scotland, China and Estonia. The animals in questions lived not in the sea, but in lakes, and existed around 380 million years ago. Mankind earliest ancestor was believed to have lived only 1.8 million years ago.
The logistics of the coupling bore very few similarities to human sex. Firstly, the animals did not face each other or go approach "doggy style" from the read. Instead, the animals floated side by side "as if they were square dancing."As for genitals, they were to be found at the bottom end of the organism, where the feet would be on a human. The male had a pair of claspers, long, rigid, L-shaped appendages. The female had genital plates which formed a small area on her backside.
These genital plates were described in the paper as being like a cheese grater. This rough texture would cause the male claspers to get locked in place and allow the transfer of sperm to commence.
Strangely, over time fish seem to have lost the ability to have sex this way, with eggs being fertilised inside the body of the female. Modern fish release eggs and sperm into the water where they are then fertilised, outside of the body. Why this happened remains a mystery to scientists. 

Kim Kardashian Accidentally Flashes Her Spanx During Basketball Date With Kanye West

Acrording to Dailymail, Kim Kardashian was up to her usual tricks on Tuesday night since she was glued to her phone during the LA Lakers game against the Houston Rockets, held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, apparently unaware that she was accidentally flashing her Spanx to the whole sports arena. Despite her husband Kanye West trying his best to entertain her with a running commentary of the game, the selfie-mad star only had eyes for her mobile and kept it in her hands throughout the match.
Wardrobe malfunction: Kim Kardashian accidentally flashed her Spanx during the LA Lakers game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, where she sat courtside with her husband Kanye West
 Wardrobe malfunction: Kim Kardashian accidentally flashed her Spanx during the LA Lakers game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, where she sat courtside with her husband Kanye West.
Sucking it in: Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney are self-confessed fans of the underwear
Sucking it in: Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney are self-confessed fans of the underwear


The couple took pride of place in their courtside seats, with Kim nestling into the Stronger rapper’s shoulder.
The 34-year-old TV star was wearing a surprisingly low-key outfit compared to her usual standards.
She donned a black pencil skirt with a thigh-high split and a grey turtleneck jumper.
However, eagle-eyed observers caught a glimpse of her curve-containing shapewear, which she swears by to help give her a streamlined silhouette, peeking out from underneath the skirt.
Kanye opted for ripped jeans and a baggy grey jumper and seemed more invested in the game than his wife, who was more concerned with looking around at the crowd.
The hip-hop star’s hopes were dashed, however, since the LA Lakers were defeated by The Rockets 108-90.
Kim and Kanye – who have 16-month-old daughter North together – seemed perfectly in sync thanks to their muted ensembles.
Social media addict: Kim was busy checking her Twitter feed, which is followed by a whopping 24.8 million people, and her Instagram account, which boasts 20.5 million followers
Social media addict: Kim was busy checking her Twitter feed, which is followed by a whopping 24.8 million people, and her Instagram account, which boasts 20.5 million followers


Engrossed: The star was glued to her phone throughout the night, while her husband Kanye enjoyed the game
Engrossed: The star was glued to her phone throughout the night, while her husband Kanye enjoyed the game

Strict guidelines: Kim has previously said she only ever posts three images in the same setting - otherwise it 'oversaturates' her feed
Strict guidelines: Kim has previously said she only ever posts three images in the same setting – otherwise it ‘oversaturates’ her feed

Chemistry: The couple tied the knot in a romantic ceremony in Florence, Italy five months ago and are clearly still in the honeymoon phase
Chemistry: The couple tied the knot in a romantic ceremony in Florence, Italy five months ago and are clearly still in the honeymoon phase

JONATHAN GETS N98M DONATIONS FROM NIGERIANS TO PURCHASE PDP NOMINATION FORM

Jonathan Gets N98m Donations From Nigerians To Purchase PDP Nomination Form

The presidency has said that President Goodluck Jonathan has been given a combined sum of N98.165m by many Nigerians urging him to run for president in 2015 to enable him purchase the nomination form of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

Special Assistant to the president on media and publicity, Dr Reuben Abati made the disclosure in a statement on Wednesday.

Abati also disclosed that the president will pick the PDP nomination form for the elections on Thursday, October 30.

According to the statement: “President Jonathan thanks all Nigerians, members of the PDP, friends, associates, and all groups who in sincere appreciation of the achievements of the administration in the last four years, have been urging him to seek a second term in office.

“President Jonathan is greatly encouraged by the overwhelming outpouring of goodwill and support, as well as the  confidence of the generality of Nigerians in his ability to continue to transform the country for the good of all of its  people.

“The President is also grateful to all the persons, groups and communities who have sent donations, and made pledges to assist him to pay the required N22 million for the PDP Presidential Nomination Fee and Expression of Interest Form.”

Abati thereafter listed and thanked the following names as those who have made donations and pledges to the president for his form:

1.                           Mr. Kennedy Ikenna Odoeme – N5, 000
2.                        Mr Ezemagu Sunday Nnamdi – N10, 000
3.                        PDP Governors – N22 Million
4.                        Transformation Agenda of Nigeria  (TAN) – N22m
5.                         Ogbia LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa state – N5m
6.                         Otuoke Community Stakeholders – N2m
7.                         Brass LGA Stakeholders, Bayelsa state – N50, 000
8.                         Bayelsa State PDP Stakeholders- N5m
9.                         Northern Youths Forum – N2m
10.                       Central Market Traders Union, Kaduna State – N1m
11.                       PDP Stakeholders, Zaria LGA – N500, 000
12.                       PDP Stakeholders, Yobe State – N500, 000
13.                       PDP Stakeholders, Kaduna State- N2m
14.                       Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore – N5m
15.                       The Goodluck Support Group, Gombe State – N1m
16.                       Adamawa State PDP Stakeholders – N3m
17.                       Ebonyi State PDP Stakeholders- N2m
18.                       Kogi State PDP Stakeholders – N5m
19.                       Rivers State PDP Stakeholders – N5m
20.                       The 2015 Project – N1m
21.                       Team Goodluck, Ondo North Senatorial District – N5m
22.                       Middle Belt PDP Women Support  Group for GEJ 2015 – N500, 000
23.                       King David Generation Foundation, Jos – N200, 000
24.                       Behwong Weneng Yere Duk, Jos – N200,000
25.                       Redemption 3 Youth Organization, Plateau State – N500, 000
26.                       Plateau State Indigenes Association, Abuja – N300,000
27.                       Gombe Youth United for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 2015 – N500, 000
28.                       Gombe Youth Vanguard for PDP- N500, 000
29.                       Yamahu/Deba Goodluck Support Group – N200, 000
30.                       Coalition of Gombe Support Groups for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan – N2m
31.                       Hinna Youth Coalition for Goodluck – N500, 000
32.                       Nigerian Women Pray for Jonathan – N1m
33.                        National Association of Widows – N100, 000
34.                       National Council of Women Societies – N500, 000
35.                       Female members of the PDP Board of Trustees – N500,000
36.                       Joint Association of Persons with Disabilities – N100,000
37.                       National Association of Market Women – N500, 000
38                        Community Awareness and Development Network – N1m

The president assured the donors that he will continue to do his utmost best at all times to fully justify the great confidence they have placed in his leadership.

Coined from NEWS DAY

Saturday, 25 October 2014

Boko Haram announces freedom date for Chibok girls

Contrary to many people’s belief, the Islamist militant group, the Boko Haram, has announced that the kidnapped Chibok girls would be released unfailinly on Monday, 27 October, 2014.

Making the announcement on Friday, 24 October, 2014, was the self acclaimed secretary General of Boko Haram, Mallam Danladi Ahmadu, who also stated that the sect’s ceasefire agreement with the Federal Government is still on course.

Ahmadu, who spoke in the Hausa service of the Voice of America VOA, added that the final meeting between the Boko Haram and the Nigerian government has been scheduled for Monday in Ndjamana, Chad.

He informed that the meeting would be supervised by the Chadian leader, Idris Derby.

Alleged Boko Haram leaders, Abubakar Shekau
Alleged Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau

According to Ahmadu, the enlarged meeting has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government.

Enlarged meeting of the group has been fixed for the weekend to prepare ground for the Monday meeting with the Federal government, affirming that the final case fire and the release of the Chibok girls are promises that will surely be fulfilled by the group.

On the latest kidnap of over 40 women and girls in the border villages between Adamawa and Borno states, Ahmadu stated that they are not aware of the attacks.

He informed that the group is already investigating the kidnap to determine the involvement of its members.

The Boko Haram scribe however, revealed that many anti-social groups have infiltrated the sect.

Ahmadu alleged that political thugs, armed robbers, kidnappers, hired assassins and other anti social groups now parade themselves as members of the sect.

It was reported few days ago that about 45 women and girls were abducted by unknown gunmen from Gartu in Michika, Adamawa state and Waga Mongoro, a border village between Madagali in Adamawa and Gwoza in Borno state.

Only for another report to surface late Thursday night that the women and girls have been released.

The Nigerian government is yet to confirm the purported release of the women as at the time of compiling this report.

The recent attacks alleged to be perpetrated by the Boko Haram have violated the ceasefire agreement the sect entered with the Nigerian military.

Meanwhile, there are reports that the Borno State government has trained medical personnel at the Chibok General Hospital, on psychological counseling in order to offer professional services to the abducted Chibok schoolgirls, when they are released.

The kidnapped school girls were abducted inside their school hostel in Chibok, Borno State on April 14, 2014.

#SuperSunday: One Good Reason CHELSEA FC Will Defeat Manchester United Today!



The English Premier League continues today, and it's arguably one of the most anticipated matchdays... IT'S SUPERSUNDAY!
The EL CLASSICO in Spain might have lost its quality feel as it's really no longer what it used to be. But the ENGLISH CLASSIC between MANCHESTER UNITED and CHELSEA FC gets better every season!
Be rest assured to get blown by the thrills and frills of this Classic as it's gonna get even better this season with both sides now having top-notch players in their folds. Manchester United coming in strong with the acquisition of Radamel Falcao, Angel Di Maria, Ander Herrera, Luke Shaw, and a host of other quality regular faces like Wayne Rooney, Van Persie, and Juan Mata. Chelsea FC on the other hand could be said to have made the best signings in the transfer market earlier this season as they now have the classic "pass master" Cesc Fabregas, Diego Costa, Loic Remy, Kourt Zouma, Fellipe Luiz, and most notably, the return of the "goal-beast" THE DROG! However, Diego Costa could be out of the fixture as he is currently nursing an injury, but a half-fit COSTA could still bag a brace in a match like this! We can not also forget in a hurry, the quality already possessed by the BLUES before this season with players like Oscar, Willian, Schurrle, and the prolific attacker EDEN HAZARD who has been in blistering form so far this season!

Really can't wait for this cracker! Don't blink, because every moment in the match is gonna be an Xplosive one!
But hey! You know why CHELSEA FC will win this derby???
It is because FUNORACLE is a die-hard CHELSEA fan!!!! :p